Welcome to Web vs World – the self-care sanctuary for lovers of body oils and Asian-inspired massage products. Straight talk? We’re not lawyers. Not even close. Our legal team is basically… me, googling what to write and double-checking commas. So take this as your friendly neighborhood legal notice, not courtroom testimony.
But hey, disclaimers are important. Not just because some people microwave soup in aluminum foil (yes, really), but because we want you to know exactly where we stand.
Ready? Let’s do this — with honesty, good vibes, and just one accidental typo to keep things “real”.
Purpose of This Page
Why even read this? Good question.
Spoiler: it protects us both. You from thinking we’re miracle doctors, and us from getting sued because someone thought jasmine oil could cure back taxes.
We believe in radical transparency. You deserve to know the limits of what our products, blog tips, and site content can—and can’t—do. This is the fine print, minus the fine.
If you’re one of the 47% of users (according to the FTC) who actually skims disclaimers? Congrats. You’re now legally cooler than most.
Limitation of Liability
Let’s keep this simple, bullet-style:
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We’re not liable if you use too much body oil and slip on your bathroom floor.
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We don’t promise that our site will always be live. Sometimes servers crash.
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Our images are for inspiration, not literal representation. (That’s not your living room, sadly.)
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If you follow a tip from our blog and it doesn’t work for you, we’re not responsible. Every body is different.
And here’s the kicker: even if you read every blog post, followed every massage technique step-by-step, and still didn’t achieve inner nirvana, that’s not a breach of anything—it’s just life being unpredictable, occasionally oily, and never guaranteed.
No Legal/Medical/Financial Advice
Just so you know…
Nothing on webvsworld.com is intended as legal advice, medical guidance, or financial coaching. We’re a wellness and product brand, not a licensed anything.
Yes, our massage oils feel amazing. Yes, our blog shares calming rituals. But:
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We don’t diagnose or treat any condition.
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Our tips are for general use only.
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Consult a doctor before starting anything new—especially if you’re pregnant, on meds, or prone to sensitive reactions.
And if you found us while Googling “how to get rich quick,” you’re definitely in the wrong place.
Need a real authority? Here’s some weekend reading:
When This Disclaimer Saved the Day
Here’s a gem: A customer once messaged us asking if our mint body oil could treat a sports injury. They even applied it directly to a pulled hamstring after seeing “cooling” on the label.
Thanks to this page (and our support team), we gently reminded them: “It’s a wellness oil, not a medical remedy.” They thanked us, called it “refreshingly honest,” and still bought another bottle—for their spa days, not sports injuries.
Moral of the story? This page exists to help everyone stay happy, informed, and out of courtroom drama.
Your Use of the Site
When you browse, buy, or binge our blog, you agree to use our site responsibly. That means:
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Don’t copy our content and sell it on your “relaxation empire” eBay store.
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Don’t assume every word is up-to-date to the millisecond. While we aim for accuracy, life moves fast, and so do product batches.
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Don’t email us for psychic readings—we’re spiritual, not supernatural.
We call this fair game. You can call it our risk disclaimer.
For the full scoop, you might want to peek at our Privacy or Terms pages.
In Case You Skimmed
We’re about wellness, not woo-woo miracles.
We sell massage products—not medical claims.
And if this legal-ish page gives you a headache, go breathe deeply and rub some lavender oil behind your ears. Works wonders.